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Gregconstruct
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Pear Belle Helene
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Gregconstruct
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Pear Belle Helene
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Gregconstruct
- Econologue expert
- posts: 1781
- Registration: 07/11/07, 19:55
- Location: Amay Belgium
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Pear Belle Helene
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- posts: 389
- Registration: 16/05/07, 09:21
- Location: South
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Gregconstruct
- Econologue expert
- posts: 1781
- Registration: 07/11/07, 19:55
- Location: Amay Belgium
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Pear Belle Helene
- Éconologue good!
- posts: 389
- Registration: 16/05/07, 09:21
- Location: South
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> A farmer finds his horse sick.
>> He calls for the vet.
>> The latter tells him that the horse is infected with a virus and that he is going to prescribe a remedy.
>> If the remedy has not worked within three days, the horse should be slaughtered to avoid infecting the other animals.
>> The pig of the farm, who heard everything, goes to find the horse and says to him:
>> - "Make an effort, get up"
>> But the horse is too sick.
>> On the second day, same thing, the Pig said to the horse:
>> - "Make an effort, get up"
>> But the horse is still too sick.
>> On the third day, The pig said:
>> - "Make an effort, get up, otherwise they will shoot you today." The remedy still has not worked, but with a final start, thanks to the advice of the pig, the horse manages to stand up in front of the farmer and the vet.
>> The farmer, quite happy, said:
>> - "Well, to celebrate the event, we're going to kill the pig !!! ".
>> Moral: Never get involved in anything that does not concern you ...
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>> He calls for the vet.
>> The latter tells him that the horse is infected with a virus and that he is going to prescribe a remedy.
>> If the remedy has not worked within three days, the horse should be slaughtered to avoid infecting the other animals.
>> The pig of the farm, who heard everything, goes to find the horse and says to him:
>> - "Make an effort, get up"
>> But the horse is too sick.
>> On the second day, same thing, the Pig said to the horse:
>> - "Make an effort, get up"
>> But the horse is still too sick.
>> On the third day, The pig said:
>> - "Make an effort, get up, otherwise they will shoot you today." The remedy still has not worked, but with a final start, thanks to the advice of the pig, the horse manages to stand up in front of the farmer and the vet.
>> The farmer, quite happy, said:
>> - "Well, to celebrate the event, we're going to kill the pig !!! ".
>> Moral: Never get involved in anything that does not concern you ...
>>
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Gregconstruct
- Econologue expert
- posts: 1781
- Registration: 07/11/07, 19:55
- Location: Amay Belgium
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Pear Belle Helene
- Éconologue good!
- posts: 389
- Registration: 16/05/07, 09:21
- Location: South
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A woman receives friends at dinner tonight.
She decided to prepare them ESCARGOTS and sends her husband buy fresh.
The husband starts looking gastropods.
He first made the market but does not find what he seeks.
By cons, it is given the address of a hélicicole farm or buys a dozen SNAIL.
On his way home, the guy sees a poor young woman in distress on the side of the road.
The tire is punctured and the young woman never changed wheel of his life.
Neither one nor two, the good Samaritan replaces the wheel, and like the lady she is kind, she offers him to thank him by offering him a drink at home.
One thing leading to another, the gentleman spends the night with the lady, and completely forgets the ESCARGOTS, his wife, and the reception scheduled for the evening.
A 8 am, he jumped like crazy out of bed shouting:
- Shit, my wife ... and the reception last night! it will be my birthday!
He drove home.
He arrives at the door, puts the bag with the SNAILS on the floor and rings because he forgot his keys.
His wife opens the door, very angry, asks him:
- Can we know where you spent the afternoon and last night?
The man looks at the Snails crawling on the mat, then he looks at his wife and then addresses SNAIL:
- Come on guys! We are almost there !!!
She decided to prepare them ESCARGOTS and sends her husband buy fresh.
The husband starts looking gastropods.
He first made the market but does not find what he seeks.
By cons, it is given the address of a hélicicole farm or buys a dozen SNAIL.
On his way home, the guy sees a poor young woman in distress on the side of the road.
The tire is punctured and the young woman never changed wheel of his life.
Neither one nor two, the good Samaritan replaces the wheel, and like the lady she is kind, she offers him to thank him by offering him a drink at home.
One thing leading to another, the gentleman spends the night with the lady, and completely forgets the ESCARGOTS, his wife, and the reception scheduled for the evening.
A 8 am, he jumped like crazy out of bed shouting:
- Shit, my wife ... and the reception last night! it will be my birthday!
He drove home.
He arrives at the door, puts the bag with the SNAILS on the floor and rings because he forgot his keys.
His wife opens the door, very angry, asks him:
- Can we know where you spent the afternoon and last night?
The man looks at the Snails crawling on the mat, then he looks at his wife and then addresses SNAIL:
- Come on guys! We are almost there !!!
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