That's exactly what I think about it .... and you?
The explanation of the SCANDAL of the SG 12:24 25/01/08
Thanks to Bob B.128 for his "prose"
"- Okay, guys, we're kidding, we're kidding, but we're getting away from the real problems. Who wants a calva? I'm 80 years old that I bring straight from the farm. A rarity.
- Who took the cigars? Jean-Eudes, don't be a rat, send the Havanas back here.
- Gentlemen! When you're done flaring, we'll come back to the topic of the day. Where's Roger?
- In the bathroom, Mr. Chairman, he has trouble digesting the celery puree.
- Well, since our financial director is sick, I will get into the subject myself. Puff ... Puff ... (he lights a cigar). Gentlemen, as I said, the hour is serious. Thank you for the calva, Pierre-Henri. The calculations made by my intern last night show that we lost between 5 and 9 billion due to these big rednecks.
- Shit, these yankees. We can no longer trust anyone!
- Silence, Charles-Edouard! It is too late to embark on an in-depth risk analysis.
The question of the day is: WHO WILL WEAR THE HAT?
General silence. Everyone looks weirdly ....
- No, don't worry, we're not giving a damn about the executives at the door yet. The social plan, we will do it on the counters, don't just mess around. No, but seriously, find a cIampin to get out quickly. Preferably one that none of us know, just to say that we were not aware.
- Yes, Mr. Chairman, but who?
- I don't know, I'm not here to do everything, either. Is there anyone you want to fire? A bullet hole, a minüs, but with a good psychopathic face, that we could show on TV saying "it's all his fault"?
- Yes, as the ancient Hebrews charged a goat with their sins before sending it into the desert ...
- Charles-Hubert, you fart them menu with your stories of cüreton. It is not because you have spent 15 years with the jezes that it must be brought back to each coding. The last time was Saint-Paul in Damascus to illustrate the moment when Bernanke understood that he was in trouble, and next time, what are you doing to us? Sodo.me and Gomorrhe? The flood ? Come on, let's go, they give me a name.
- But, president, we don't know the names of the collaborators. We barely speak to them, and again, only to bicker them.
- Well, OK, I see, I'm still going to do everything. Pierre-Matthieu, give me your cell phone. The trombi of the box, where is it?
- Here, Mr. Chairman.
- Pu.tain, these mugs of täres they have! Hey, in HR, have you ever thought of giving instructions, like "avoid hiring leftovers"? Well, we're not going to get out of it, I click at random ... Hey, that one, Bernard Hurningh, what do you say?
- He is a client advisor at Dôle, sir, nobody will ever believe that we lost 5 billion because of him.
- Even while scheming with Switzerland?
- That's more what it was, sir, Switzerland. Bank secrecy is not even guaranteed anymore, they would be screwed to prove to us that we are talking about cracks.
- Yeah, you're going to have to hit the heavy. This one, Marc Brice, in your opinion?
- Financial director of a sub-subsidiary specializing in agricultural loans, sir. It is the stock market that cracks, not the market of pürin.
- Be smart, Jean-Edourad, don't give a damn about me. Well, that one, he has a real winner face. It's my last word, you take your fingers out of the tub and wet it to death. Jean-Gui, as a former member of the Elysée cabinet under Mitterrand, barbouzeries, you know that, don't you?
- Yes, we can tweak the computer system a bit, just to make it look like it was ugly. Show the name?
- Kerviel, Jérôme Kerviel. Another one of those little bitches who think they are going to get rich because they place stock market orders all day on their screen. They look like hamsters under acids, these branIeurs. Come on, that one will pay for the others.
- But, sir, 5 billion on the back of this bullet hole, nobody will ever believe it!
- I point out to you, my little Charles-Edouard, 80% of the French moved a little more than six months ago to decide between a hysterical di.nde, and a faint-hearted person complexed by its size, so you know, the critical sense of these gIandus ... Okay, here we go. Media plan, IT bidönnage, press release, social plan in backup, I want it all on my desk tomorrow morning. And you will remove the coupon for this year from me, it will make the feet of these shareholders co.nnards. Anyone wanting a field ', are we going to get drunk to celebrate? "
so I don't think so ...
