Letter to Nissan

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Letter to Nissan




by the middle » 11/06/08, 18:19

Hello,
I just received an ad from Nissan again.
So, as it tickles me, I answered them .. : Cheesy:

Hello,

Why do you always send me advertising?
My nissan Blue bird 2l diesel is only 270.000 km long, and it runs on 50% Chinese restaurant oil.
It never breaks down… never, except the alternator every two years….
She is 18 years old ? so what… ? it rolls well. And I wash it once a year.
What if I have an accident? I have a younger one in reserve in my garage (150.000 km) (paid 400 euros used)
Offer me an electric car, with the wind turbine to recharge it; there you may interest me. (yes, I need ecological batteries)
You waste paper for nothing.
Sincerely.

Etc ..
I had fun :D
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by Christophe » 11/06/08, 18:20

THE ANSWER !! THE ANSWER !!
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by the middle » 11/06/08, 18:22

: Cheesy:
Now you have to wait ....
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by Christophe » 11/06/08, 18:24

Well you will not have it ... in your place I will have added the following line:

"Although employed by your accomplice TOTAL" ...

It would have had more effect :D
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by georges100 » 11/06/08, 18:25

you're not ready to buy a new nissan :D
I drove a bluebird ... used us as a service vehicle ...
salvaged for scrap ... turned flawless with fuel oil ...
no maintenance ....
the counter was just over 700 0000 .....
:D
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by the middle » 11/06/08, 18:42

Christophe wrote:Well you will not have it ... in your place I will have added the following line:

"Although employed by your accomplice TOTAL" ...

It would have had more effect :D

We are sometimes surprised:
Recently I sent a congratulatory letter to IGLOO (frozen food)
I was delighted, pcq it took me 2 seconds, no more to know how long I had to put my dish in the microwave.
Often it is written in small anywhere.
The answer came from England, by post, with 10 euros of reduction vouchers on a next purchase ... : Shock:
It's not beautiful!
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by Christophe » 11/06/08, 18:56

What are you waiting for?

A game of segments? : Mrgreen:
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by georges100 » 11/06/08, 19:01

a sticker for its rear window :D :D :D
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by Woodcutter » 11/06/08, 23:13

The worst part is that they can offer you an electric car!
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by louphil » 11/06/08, 23:19

In any case, I applaud the initiative ... Maybe if we all wrote to them every time they took us away ... teeth with their ads, they might end up taking into account what we have really need, instead of trying to create new ones ....
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