Humor: some information about beer (beer VS woman)

[lug]

not to take yourself seriously

Some thoughts on beer ......... HIPS


01- A cold beer is a good beer
02- We always manage to froth a beer
03- A beer is always ready and moist
04- A beer never has a migraine
05- We can drink 2 beers at the same time without complications
06- One beer is never jealous of another
07- You don't need to say sweet words to a beer to relieve yourself
08- A beer can be ordered
09- In the evening, you can always have a beer
10- A beer does not speak
11- A beer remains consumable 28 days out of 28
12- When you finish a beer, you can collect the deposit
13- When you don't finish it, it doesn't make a face
14- Beer only gives SOME headache
15- You can stay active after having a good beer
16- Even Belgian beer is not stupid
17- A beer is non-violent
18- A beer is never complexed
19- You can always easily see inside a beer
20- A beer never leaves hair in the mouth
21- A light beer is never false
22- A beer is always consenting
23- A beer does not wear tights
24- A beer is sometimes light
25- A red beer does not stink in summer
26- No language problem with foreign beers
27- With a beer, no stepmother
28- Even drunk you choose your beer
29- We don't have to bring our beer to the restaurant, there are already
30- There is no risk of catching diseases while having a beer
31- A beer never forgets the pill
32- A beer is never in bad shape
33- A beer never requires new packaging
34- Beers and friends get along
35- Beer doesn't pretend to be smart
36- You are never ashamed to be seen with a beer
37- A beer has no big brother
38- You can have a beer on the table in public
39- Two fingers are enough for a pack of six
40- A beer doesn't waste its time on the phone
41- A beer never bites you anywhere
42- Any beer can be put in a magazine
43- A beer will never make you wear horns
44- You can open a beer without staining the sheets
45- At 95 you can still have a beer
46- Put a rabbit in a beer is not dangerous
47- You can have a very good beer for less than 50 balls
48- A beer is always less than 25 years old
49- A beer lends itself to all fantasies
50- A beer does not paint to try to be attractive
51- You don't need to turn off the light to drink a beer
52- A beer does not prevent you from sleeping
53- A beer is not allergic to football
54- A beer does not run the Jacky in BM
55- A beer never takes all the blankets
56- A beer never takes breakfast. in bed
57- A beer always has taste
58- A beer never requires small supplements
59- A beer is always welcome
60- Beers are not all the same
61- We can share a beer with friends
63- A beer does not snore
64- Even for his burial we are entitled to one last beer
65- A beer does not want strawberries when it is full
66- If a beer takes you in the lead, it's never for very long
67- A beer does not have to be expensive
68- A beer is no problem
69- Finally a beer will not make head while reading that.
13- When you don't finish it, it doesn't make a face
14- Beer only gives SOME headache
15- You can stay active after having a good beer
16- Even Belgian beer is not stupid
17- A beer is non-violent
18- A beer is never complexed
19- You can always easily see inside a beer
20- A beer never leaves hair in the mouth
21- A light beer is never false
22- A beer is always consenting
23- A beer does not wear tights
24- A beer is sometimes light
25- A red beer does not stink in summer
26- No language problem with foreign beers
27- With a beer, no stepmother
28- Even drunk you choose your beer
29- We don't have to bring our beer to the restaurant, there are already
30- There is no risk of catching diseases while having a beer
31- A beer never forgets the pill
32- A beer is never in bad shape
33- A beer never requires new packaging

oh ...... damn, my wife is waiting with the rolling pin in her hand

lug, emeritus member of the couding club de france ........

[saveplanet]

Bravo for the incentive to become an alcoholic!

[Woodcutter]

Cheers !

[PITMIX]

I have a Carambar joke.

A man kills 5 flies with a swatter.
He goes to see his wife and says to her:

"I killed them, there were 2 males and 3 females."

his wife asks him:

"Well, do you recognize the fly males and females?"

The man answers:

"yes there were 2 on the can of beer and 3 on the phone"

it's stupid but it makes me laugh

[lau]

Excellent pit !!