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Rahh pity I have my collection of Joe Bar Mag in Strasbourg ... because it was really the gods of the word game (ard) ... but hey I would have cheated

So those I love (I told you that they were Gods guys!):

"I'm leaning, so I'm"

"Make the stuff, not the war."

"The embankment does not wait for the number of years."

"Any breakdown deserves galley"

"Bread, wine and nag"

"Happy piston does not have a shirt"

"There is no downfall without gravity (Isaac Newton, 1665)"


Finally they are not all ... well it's already ca ...

Well, let's be crazy !!

Fog:
Thick fog, zero visibility, a motorist hits a biker.
He goes down and says to the biker:
- Sorry, but you are wrong. I came from right
And the biker:
- It would surprise me that it plays with insurance. You are in my garage ... "

The box version MEN:
A motorcyclist tells his biker buddies:
- "Yesterday, I met a beautiful girl in a nightclub ..."
The biker buddies: "Aaaah!"
- "We drink a drink, I start kissing it"
Biker friends: "Aaaaaaah!"
- "I propose to accompany her home, she accepts, and we leave the box ..."
Biker friends: "Aaaaaaaaaah!"
- Arrived at the parking lot, she said to me: "undress me !!"
Biker friends: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
- "So I remove her panties, I lift and I assemble on the saddle of my new bike ..."
The biker buddies: "You have a new bike? What's like a bike?"

The box version FEMMME (a mystery hair ...):
And the blonde tells her blonde girlfriends:
- "Yesterday, I met a great biker in a nightclub ..."
Blonde girlfriends: "Aaaah!"
- One drinks a drink, I begin to kiss him.
Blonde girlfriends: "Aaaaaaah!"
- He offers me to accompany me home, I accept, and we leave the box.
Blonde girlfriends: "Aaaaaaaaaah!"
- Arrived on the parking, there I said to him: "undress me !!"
Blonde girlfriends: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
- So he takes off my panties ...
Blonde girlfriends: "You have panties?"

Lapping:
A man is on the highway trying to push a great 1500 GoldWing. A police motorcyclist sees him and offers his help:
- So down?
- No, no, everything is fine, the man answers, she is brand new!
- Why are you pushing your bike like this? asks the police officer intrigued.
- It's the dealer, he told me: 50 in the city maximum and every week, you push a little on the highway ...

Me, it is rather:

"Honni be mischievous"

it's experience

Here is funny I found the one on another biker site ... "Vomit be that hurt to the belly" (kel report with motorcycle?)

Here is one that will please you:
"Men are like gasoline:
Feet at the waist, it's great,
From the belt to the shoulders is ordinary,
And from the shoulders to the head, it's unleaded "

Then I add this one: "Two times is money."

Why do those who ride in Harley put fringed jackets?
To see in which direction they roll

What is the difference between a single biker and his bike?
No they both sleep on the crutch ...

Hello,
"Old biker I loved"
(144.000 km 50 cc 2.75 years when I was young! Ah, the good old days ... Kreydler, it was going well, but it was ugly!)
For those who would like to see what it looked like:
http://membres.lycos.fr/rickyasphalte/photoalbum0.html
at the bottom of the page, the red / orange thing.

@+

Kreidler it was bombs!
I have never been able to find one despite my proximity to Germany ...

The series kreidlers were rather robust bikes, zundapp way, in a little better anyway. They acquired a notoriety of fighter jet because a Dutch preparer - Van Veen - began gradually to improve them. The improvements went to redesign a new engine, a chassis for the race ... etc ... Very beautiful copies of Kreidler Van Veen ex world championship, ride in Belgium in old motorcycles. Christophe, have you ever seen Chimay? The bikes are of a particular green, the frame is a tubular trellis, very fine. The latest developments have alloy wheels in gold color. The engine is recognizable among a thousand: the cylinder is horizontal. These cats are wearing 200km / h.
If my scanner was not naze, I could have made you see beautiful pictures.

Healthy reading, as the Joe Bar Team .... Congratulations