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Moving the magnetic pole: the solution!

published: 25/12/19, 18:09
by Exnihiloest
According to the first reports of experts from the newly created IPPS (Intergovernmental Panel on Pole Shift, in French the GIEM: Group of Intergovernmental Experts on Magnetism), the displacement of the Earth's magnetic pole is mainly due to the abuse of magnets by humans , especially in alternators of wind turbines and in the engines of electric cars.
If we continue to use magnets, warns the GIEM, we risk the reversal of the poles in 10 years, resulting in the loss of the ozone layer and the death of all earthlings in excruciating suffering linked to the solar winds which will no longer be deflected, not to mention disastrous consequences before reaching this point, such as the drop in the yield of the pickle culture or the discoloration of the worm from Berry, very sensitive to the magnetic field.

Magnetorealists have pointed out that the displacement of the magnetic pole is the opposite of the expected effect of Maxwell's equations applied to anthropogenic magnets. But Beta Thunborg, the young Viking activist from Synchronize Magnetic and North pole Otherwise No Future (SMNPONF) swept their argument aside with two unstoppable objections.
First she explains that magnetorealists are at the boot of the magnet industry, we have as proof the magnets seen on the door of the fridge of their lab, which takes away their credibility.
Then she re-affirms that "the ways of magnetism are impenetrable", joining the first principle established by the magnetogeologists of the GIEM, principle which allowed them to create their chaotic model of hazardous prediction, which foresees without a shadow of a doubt the pole shift in 10 years if nothing is done.

Fortunately, it is not too late to reverse the trend. Beta Thunborg, in agreement with the GIEM, has already given its directives to governments: the establishment of the Tesla tax on magnets, a value of $ 15.000 is envisaged for electric vehicles or even the ban on all magnets, and the transfer lovers of magnets on the fridge, in ecological reframing camps by the operators of public safety committees like the SMNPONF.

Russia, India, China, and the USA intend to participate in this program of the magnetic transition and the sustainable pole but will not change anything, their electric motors will continue to operate to supply, despite the opposition of sores, the market for third world areas like Europe.

Re: Moving the magnetic pole: the solution!

published: 25/12/19, 18:14
by GuyGadebois
You're ahead of the April Fool, Tryphon ...

Re: Moving the magnetic pole: the solution!

published: 25/12/19, 18:53
by Bardal
Exnihiloest wrote:According to the first reports of experts from the newly created IPPS (Intergovernmental Panel on Pole Shift, in French the GIEM: Group of Intergovernmental Experts on Magnetism), the displacement of the Earth's magnetic pole is mainly due to the abuse of magnets by humans , especially in alternators of wind turbines and in the engines of electric cars.
If we continue to use magnets, warns the GIEM, we risk the reversal of the poles in 10 years, resulting in the loss of the ozone layer and the death of all earthlings in excruciating suffering linked to the solar winds which will no longer be deflected, not to mention disastrous consequences before reaching this point, such as the drop in the yield of the pickle culture or the discoloration of the worm from Berry, very sensitive to the magnetic field.

Magnetorealists have pointed out that the displacement of the magnetic pole is the opposite of the expected effect of Maxwell's equations applied to anthropogenic magnets. But Beta Thunborg, the young Viking activist from Synchronize Magnetic and North pole Otherwise No Future (SMNPONF) swept their argument aside with two unstoppable objections.
First she explains that magnetorealists are at the boot of the magnet industry, we have as proof the magnets seen on the door of the fridge of their lab, which takes away their credibility.
Then she re-affirms that "the ways of magnetism are impenetrable", joining the first principle established by the magnetogeologists of the GIEM, principle which allowed them to create their chaotic model of hazardous prediction, which foresees without a shadow of a doubt the pole shift in 10 years if nothing is done.

Fortunately, it is not too late to reverse the trend. Beta Thunborg, in agreement with the GIEM, has already given its directives to governments: the establishment of the Tesla tax on magnets, a value of $ 15.000 is envisaged for electric vehicles or even the ban on all magnets, and the transfer lovers of magnets on the fridge, in ecological reframing camps by the operators of public safety committees like the SMNPONF.

Russia, India, China, and the USA intend to participate in this program of the magnetic transition and the sustainable pole but will not change anything, their electric motors will continue to operate to supply, despite the opposition of sores, the market for third world areas like Europe.


Really very interesting…

Re: Moving the magnetic pole: the solution!

published: 25/12/19, 21:40
by izentrop
An article from Estlohiniext?

Re: Moving the magnetic pole: the solution!

published: 26/12/19, 05:36
by Christophe
If it's the Christmas champagne effect, bin stops celebrating Christmas! : Cheesy:

Re: Moving the magnetic pole: the solution!

published: 26/12/19, 12:11
by GuyGadebois
Christophe wrote:If it's the Christmas champagne effect, bin stops celebrating Christmas! : Cheesy:

IMHO it is (very) bad sparkling wine. : Cheesy:

Re: Moving the magnetic pole: the solution!

published: 27/12/19, 22:49
by GuyGadebois
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Re: Moving the magnetic pole: the solution!

published: 28/12/19, 17:26
by Exnihiloest
Christophe wrote:If it's the Christmas champagne effect, bin stops celebrating Christmas! : Cheesy:


In vino veritas!

And even if the answers show the usual attitudes of escape from the taboo subject of non-allegiance to the IPCC, everyone has understood the metaphor.