This is a rather peculiar subject, and a bit gloomy, but a forensic doctor explains that the basements of cemeteries are beginning to experience overpopulation for rather surprising reasons.
The "tradition" wants that during funerals one proceeds before a "reduction of the bodies" which consists in replacing the bones of one or more deceased already buried in a reduction box, called Reliquary. The objective is to free up space in a family cellar, so as to increase its reception capacity.
As Georges Brassens said: "Make way for young people", even in the cemetery!
Today this operation becomes less and less possible because the bodies stay much longer in an amazing state of preservation, and the reason is that we consume a lot of foods containing preservatives and a lot of antibiotics. As a result, bacteria no longer act on dead bodies! ... Gloups
Soon the zombies ....