Words, quotes or remarks from children, ze Best-of!

[Christophe]

Good story not to forget the best remarks, words or thoughts of our little heads (blondes or not), I open this topic!

I start with my little 5 years and a half now, I give the age of words case by case:

a) Speaking of planes (5 years):

Me: Then there are different types of planes, the small ones, the military and airliners ...

Him: Oh yes, I know! Airliners are those who make lines in the sky!

Me: ... uh ... yes! Absolutely !!

What to say?

b) Speaking of counting numbers (5.5 years):

Me: Counting the numbers is infinite, it never stops ...

Him: Ah? Bin times when you count it becomes funny!

Me: Oh good ???? Why?

Him: Bin 1 minion, 2 minions ...

(It's a bit like Minions right now)

Me: But lol what!

c) This is not funny but amazing for his age (he was 3 years). He had just made a small accident of pee in the pants, so I rinse the pants before putting it to the machine.

Me: Ah bin it feels not very good!

Him (true to 3 years): It's the fault of ... ammonia!

No, but without messing around!

d) Always 3 years past a Calvary:

Him: Tell dad why Jesus died on the Cross ??

Me: Uh ... pfff Joker ... Ask your mother !!


Here for my little end, your loulous now!

[dirk pitt]

tell dad, why at night she has only one eye?

Well, uh, I do not know what you mean ....

Well, you always say: I could not sleep the night.

[1360]

The first of my daughter 5 years, she did not stop doing mini shows in the kitchen, as a play.

Me: My darling, if you continue like this, you're going to finish acting.

She: Say dad, who's edienne?

A+

[mesvieuxcartons]

My daughter of 2 years and a half, one morning when waking up:
- Mom, you're cute.

ah ah we laughed well.

[yves35]

Good evening,

my little girl, talking about her brother who was naked buttocks in the house:

-Mom, Adrien he has buttocks barefoot

yves

[mesvieuxcartons]

My daughter, an egg in her hand: - it's the popo of the chicken!

[Christophe]

My daughter of 2 years and a half, one morning when waking up:
- Mom, you're cute.

ah ah we laughed well.

Uh ... ??? Mom too ??

[Christophe]

I envy you have good ones too!

Oh, children are choux and imaginative before ... becoming so much less ...

Ps: cardboard that you get along well with macro lol

[mesvieuxcartons]

I envy you have good ones too!

Oh, children are choux and imaginative before ... becoming so much less ...

Ps: cardboard that you get along well with macro lol

Yes in 10 years I will laugh less, my kids will have 12 and 15 years and it will be the crisis!

[Christophe]

I did not think particularly of adolescence but the system (educational among others ...) that kills the imagination and creativity of children!

In short, the vast majority of us become adults with very little creativity compared to the children we were!