well, I'm Belgian ...
Walloon to be more precise ....
I come home, my devastated wife who was only
heard the beginning of the show tells me the facts, it was the beginning of the show, no blindfold "this is a fiction" I walked for a good quarter of an hour, despite my legs cut off
I believe there had already been a superb precedent on American radio in the 30s regarding an invasion of extraterrestrials.
Good lesson, therefore .... already that we knew that we should no longer believe the photos!
That said, a French-speaking Belgium of 4 million inhabitants including Brussels and without the Flemish to make us C ....
it's perfectly livable. AND it is legally possible, they are the ones who want to go.
Some precautions, however:
Recover Rhode St Genèse (sorry Sint genesius Rode) and Linkebeek to make the link with Waterloo (! Ouaterleau!)
Recover some municipalities populated with 80% of French speakers around Brussels
Restore good banking secrecy
Fully tax corporate profits if they are reinvested in Wallonia
Remind the Flemish:
- that they will lose their best customers (50% of turnover), because it is not the French and the Dutch who will rush to buy from them.
- that it was steel and Walloon coal that funded the port of Zeebrugge, part of the port of Antwerp, the Albert canal and a few other details
- that it is mostly the Walloon patriots who were political prisoners in 40-45
- that their language of which they are so proud is an incredible assemblage of patois which bears no resemblance to "the Algemeene Beschaafdt Nederlands" (Dutch General Distinguished) that is taught to Walloon schoolchildren and which is spoken only in the Senate , in the chamber and in the courts. And that if you are able to understand the people of Hasselt, you are not at all sure that you understand the people of Ostend.
- that if, in 1961-63, instead of driving out the French-speaking section of the University of Louvain (the best gift they gave to Wallonia: go and see the surroundings of Wavre to get an idea), they had slowly allowed themselves to be "francized", Belgium would be even richer than it is now, including them, because we would all have had much easier time to conquer the French and Dutch markets.
- and too bad for them when the pole's ice melts: we will make a wall and they will stay on their side!