This is the 1er April: éconologiques jokes ?!

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This is the 1er April: éconologiques jokes ?!




by Christophe » 01/04/09, 09:46

Topic to find the various pranks or potential pranks (you never know for sure which ones are well made!)!

This year I will not do it on econo because last year, the joke was "too well done" and it was more wrong than good I think ... :| :|

Little reminder: https://www.econologie.com/diesel-renaul ... -3772.html
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by Christophe » 01/04/09, 09:50

Fish or not?

[01/04/09 09:40:06] LeJusteMilieu said: Hi, here are the rules to follow to legally run on oil in Belgium

In Belgium you have to go personally with the papers of the car and an invoice for the oil bought at the regional revenue office to fill in the forumACC4 area. Here is the link to find the office you need to go to: http://fiscus.fgov.be/interfdanl/fr/index.htm the email of the Minister of Finance: info.douane@minfin.fed.be

The excise to pay is divided into three: - normal excise = (198,3188 EUR * mass of oil purchased) / 1000 - special excise = 128,1206 EUR (same calculation) - quotation = 14,8736, XNUMX (same calculation)

It then remains to pay the VAT if you are subject to it.


I didn't understand the calculation ... :?:
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by the middle » 01/04/09, 09:58

ImageInfo or intox ? : Cheesy:
Same, I didn't understand anything ... :?
But that's what it takes to be in good standing, I assure you : Cheesy: ... euuu, (subject anyway)
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by Christophe » 01/04/09, 10:00

Well it still smells like fish: you got the info from where?

It must be done to be in order but the control offices are only open once a year: April 1, right? : Mrgreen:
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by the middle » 01/04/09, 11:06

:D No, it's super serious : Cheesy:
http://www.holistique-concept.com/Huile ... urant.html
Go down and look at the title "the legislations"
Very informative.... :D
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by Christophe » 01/04/09, 11:54

Ah yes super credible as a "source" Image
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by elephant » 01/04/09, 16:59

My wife just called me: it seems that we found a white shark in the warm waters of the Meuse near the Tihange nuclear power plant (Huy) : Cheesy:
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by orbs » 01/04/09, 19:25

Good evening
allow me to complete the Just reference
. indeed we must not forget that man used as the first oily energy: "elbow grease" however the yield is very random because it depends on the elbow (levodextre) even if some people claim the yield of a elbow thimble by NF hourglass.
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by Capt_Maloche » 01/04/09, 21:13

HE!!

Did you see the news on 20pm at France00 ??? http://jt.france2.fr/20h/

there is a report on wind turbines that slow down the rotation of the earth :D :D :D : Cheesy: and a guy who says that to fix it you have to shorten the masts : Lol:

the cow, I got caught at the start before I remembered the date
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