Floyd Landis, winner of the Tour, tested positive!

[freddau]

Well bags of urine that you put in your anus, it exists, I think

[Christine]

200km on a saddle with "pockets" in the body: he is a hero, this man

[Christophe]

A hero ? pfff what a conception of heroism!

I would say rather ... this guy is a big ass! (with pun)

[gegyx]

The explanation is quite simple.

You all know the story of the guy with an anorak under the scorching sun. Asked about the reason, he replies: "When I take it off, it makes frigid ..."

The other one, with the guy who trains in running, with an anvil on his shoulders. "When I take it off, I smash my speed record…"

All sports coaches forbid their champions from making love the day before a competition. (Remember the ad with Guy Roux, hidden under the quilt).

Ben this good guy, raised the hard way, during his childhood, took advantage of his freedom and his new notoriety, to finally lead the good life ... He burned every night, the candle by the 2 ends. As he is tough, a champion, he did not do things by halves. An American Stakhanovist, if I dare say!
With his nocturnal exploits, the violent efforts of the Tour de France, and a factor that we do not often talk about: heat wave (Period when all dogs bugger each other), he had "a terrible failure in the climb to the Toussuire."Although unable to meet his appointment and obligations on arrival, he slept like a baby that night.
Well taken, because he recovered admirably the next day "during this 17th stage disputed between Sain-Jean-de-Maurienne and Morzine, the 30 year old American had risen to reclaim the yellow jersey".

Explanation of Doctor Ruth, globally recognized specialist:
Her sexual glands were overly stimulated by the friction of the saddle, the heat, and the sight of all these horny women, enthusiastic throughout the stages.
Due to his rough education, in the evening at rest, he could only free himself so as not to succumb, because of an exceptional torrential hormonal influx.
Thus, after the beneficial lull, his hormonal dosages could return to normal and everything returned to normal in the early morning.
But this night of rest was harmful to him in the end, because he outclassed his opponents the next day, and was positively checked upon arrival.

But the French will gladly forgive him, because they love these true and tragic stories of men, with an exceptional destiny, a hero one day and simply human just after ... (ex: Donkey Zizi).
In France, the somersaults of famous men do not end up in court.

The only reproach that I could address to him, quite involuntary, it is true, is to have immediately after his victory, been warmly congratulated by President Johnny Walker Bush…

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On the link http://www-sante.ujf-grenoble.fr/sante/ ... pharm.html
In the section Anabolic androgenic steroids, we speak of the "testosterone / epitestosterone ratio".
If it is natural, because the complainant may be ill, he must be examined and checked several times before a final judgment is made within three months.
So, patience ...