A letter from a motorist flashed 250 km / h on a stretch of road limited to 70 (in France):
"Judge, I actually saw the marking" 70 "black circled in red on the panel without any indication of units. You know that the law of July 4 1837 mandates the metric system in France and the Decree No. 65-501 from 3 May 1961 modified (taken in implementation of European directives) defined as BASIC LEGAL uNITS the International system of units (SI).
You can check it all on the government website: Now in the SI system, the unit of length is the "meter" and the time unit is "second". It is obvious that the speed unit is then LEGAL METRE PER SECOND. I can not imagine for a second that the Interior Ministry does not apply the laws of the Republic. Therefore 70 m / s correspond exactly to 252 km / h. The police claim that I have been clocked at 250 km / h and I do not dispute this. So I was well 2 km / h under the limit.
Thank you to take note, to give me my license and let me go.
With my best wishes"
Attention news that will scare more than one:
There are some days, quietly discussing when one of my friends exclaimed, "Hey guys, I read somewhere that there were female hormones in!
beer !!!! "As we like the experiences, we all decided to drink ten beers to verify its contention ...
After ten beers:
A) we all gained weight,
B) we talked a lot to say nothing,
C) we told more bullshit,
D) we could not drive properly,
E) it was impossible to hold a simple reasoning,
F) we refused stubbornly to acknowledge that we were wrong even when it was obvious,
G) and to top it all, we would pee every five minutes.
We think it is useless to push further tests ...
There are many female hormones in beer!
A Kosovar lands in France, all excited, it stops the first way:
- Hello, Mr. French, thank you welcome me in beautiful country to you ....
His interlocutor interrupts:
- J e'm not french, I am Arab.
The Kosovar apostrophe another way:
- Ah, thank you Mr. French, thank you for welcoming family and I stay here.
I t is interrupted before completing his sentence:
- I not french, me being Romanian.
The Kosovar apostrophe another way a little further:
- French Sir, I thank for hospitality, you ...
- I see you my friend I'm black! I am Malian, not French.
- But, says the Kosovar annoyed, then where are the French?
- The Malian looks at his watch and replied:
- Oh, at this hour, they work!
Quite what you'll see if you do a search for the word
FAIL on google.
But we must follow word by word the below instruction.
1- go on www.google.com
2- type the word "Failure" = Failed (for those who do not understand
3- instead of click Google search; click on
4- not sneer too high, here are the result of a failure.
5- circulate the word before the guys at Google will react
by regulating the problem !!!
A shot of French hackers, exasperated by sending unsolicited bulk mail in order to support the president from one party to become president of a mess ...
Web (this works too)
The first choice of Google, fell last week, the promotion of a famous film, somewhat autobiographical ...
(Currently, it is in second place ..)
Iznogoud in 1ere position
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