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[hic]

Hi all

What is the difference between
a pdf greenpeace report and
a government pdf report (sustainable)?






55 MB exactly !!

60MB (155 pages) - 5MB (212pages) = 55MB

a government report (lasting) is 12 times heavier


(Rapport_sur_l_Environnement_en_France June 11, 2010.pdf
energy [r] evolutionreport 06 2010 GreenPeace.pdf)

check it out on my ftp
To review Hic

[Christophe]

I strongly advise you not to put your FTP address in your signature if you don't want to have "problems" ...

I did not understand the joke ...

[hic]

I strongly advise you not to put your FTP address in your signature if you don't want to have "problems" ...

I did not understand the joke ...

hi Christophe
yes, I did not specify, this voluntarily,
I assumed it would make sense.

Didn't you find ??

government report file is 12 times heavier

Or rather, greenpeace is very compact, nice work, so
normally 6X instead of 12x

worse still, I can't compress the 60MB government file
(17MB with burrs at most)

For ftp, full access is total in law, we can do everything, but very limited in files, if destruction, no problem.
This should not represent any more risk, there was already
before, you have to be protected.

This is intended as an exchange demo,
which could be big files between p2p or family,
**** except wedding photos at 100 x the copy, it is more economical to use a free site ****

To read an FTP site, you need a plugin (fireftp for mozilla) or a small software
For the free and easy-to-install FTP server
TYPsoft FTP Server 1.1 http://typsoft-ftp-server.softonic.fr/

at the moment, there are download failures.
the problem was, the system does not support accents that's it that's all
email me ** homehr remove it maurice@evc.net**

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[louphil]

I'm going to change my doctor ... this one seems to me full of common sense ...

Medical advice:
>>>>>> Finally a good doctor ??????????????
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Question: Doctor, I have heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life, is it true?
>>>>>> Answer: Your heart is good for a given number of beats, that's all ... don't waste it on exercises! Everything eventually stops. Making your heart beat faster will not lengthen your life; it's like saying that we could lengthen the life of a car by driving it faster! Want to live longer? Take a nap!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Q: Should we restrict meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
>>>>>> A: You have to stick to logic! What does a cow eat? Hay and corn! What are they ? Plant ! So, a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism for transferring plants to your body! Do you want cereal grains? Eat Chicken! One pork chop will give you 100% of the recommended daily dose of vegetables!
>>>>>>


>>>>>> Q: Should I reduce my alcohol consumption?
>>>>>> A: No, not at all. Wine and most spirits are made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, more water is removed from the fruit, so you will get even more benefit. Beer is also made from grain. Do not deprive yourself of it!
>>>>>>


>>>>>> Q: How do you calculate the fat ratio in the body
Good>>>>>> A :, you have body and fat, the ratio is one to one. If you have the equivalent of two bodies, the ratio is two to one, etc.


>>>>>>
>>>>>> Q: What are the benefits of participating in a regular exercise program?

>>>>>> A: I don't see any, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain ... What happiness!

>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Q: Aren't fried foods bad for us?


>>>>> A: YOU ARE NOT LISTENING !!! ... Today, food is fried in vegetable oil. So they're soaked in it, so how do you think that taking in more plants is damaging to you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Q: Can sit-ups (sit-ups) help prevent possible thickening of the waistline?
>>>>>> A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. So you should only do lifting if you want a bigger waistline!
>>>>>>
>>>> >> Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
>>>>>> A: Are you crazy? Hello! cocoa beans! Another plant !!! In addition, it is the anti-depression food par excellence!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Q: Is swimming good for the figure?
>>>>>> A: If swimming was good for the figure, explain to me the size of the whales?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Q: Is being in good shape important for my health?
>>>>>> A: Of course! And 'Round' is a shape like any other!
>>
>>>>>> For anyone watching what they eat, here's the last word on nutrition and health! What a relief to finally know the truth after all these contradictory studies:
>>
>>>>> 1. The Japanese eat little fat, drink sake and suffer less heart attacks than the Americans!
>>>>> 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat, drink tequila and suffer less heart attacks than Americans!
>>>>> 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine (we don't know what they eat) and suffer less heart attacks than the Americans!
>>>>> 4. Italians drink lots of red wine, eat pasta with eggs and suffer less heart attacks than Americans!
>>>>> 5. Germans drink a lot of beer, eat a lot of sausage and fat and suffer less heart attacks than Americans!
>>>>>> 6. The Dutch eat a lot of butter and fatty cheese and suffer less heart attacks than the Americans
>>>>>> 7. Belgians eat lots of fries with mayonnaise while drinking moselle-cassis and suffer less heart attacks than Americans.
>>>>>> 8. The Spaniards eat a lot of fatty mutton and oil tapas and suffer less heart attacks than the Americans.
>>>>>> 9. Poles drink a lot more, eat a lot less and suffer less heart attacks than Americans.
>>>>>> 10. The French eat and drink a combination of all of the above and suffer less heart attacks than Americans.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> CONCLUSION:
>>>>>> Eat and drink whatever you want.
>>>>>> Apparently, what might kill you is speaking English!
>>>>>> AND REMEMBER:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 'Life should not be a long journey to the grave with the intention of arriving there safely in a beautiful and preserved body. Rather, life should constantly slip away - a Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other -
>>>>>> We should always make the most of it and finally arrive at the end of the journey, our body worn out to the ground, and be able to cry out in one last breath: 'WOO - HOO! It was a great adventure, a great trip! "

[Christophe]

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