[One other] Humor

[rezut]

The teacher who breaks ...

Madame Martin-Delhez (professor at the ULG in Marne la Vallée) reminds her lecture hall that the next day will be the mechanical exam.
She explains that no absence can be tolerated, without serious reason, such as an accident, serious illness or death of a loved one ...
At the back of the audience, Pierre Durand, a young funny guy, asked:
"What if you are very tired from overflowing sexual activity?"
The whole audience bursts out laughing.
When silence is finally restored, Madame Martin-Delhez smiles at the student and responds gently:
"You will write with the other hand ..."

[rezut]

ABSOLUTELY TRUE HISTORY

A small advertisement appeared in the Press in these terms:


Young black girl seeks companion. Unimportant ethnicity. I am beautiful and I LOVE to have fun. I love long walks in the woods, 4x4 rides, hunting, camping, fishing trips and evenings comfortably lying by the fire. I'll be at the door when you get home from work, carrying only what nature has given me.
Kiss me hug me and I'm yours.
Call (404) 875-6429 and ask for DAISY



More than 15000 men responding to this ad discovered they had called
the SPA about an 8 week old Labrador dog ...

[nonoLeRobot]

I confirm this phenomenon. My "boyfriend recently" program has automatically evolved into "boyfriend for some time" and I must say that the new version is not up to the first.

I take revenge

Christine 1 - Christophe 0;)

And I laugh too:

AHAHa HaAHa

[Christophe]

Pfff fouaaare

[Christophe]

The authors must have looked at the cabbage soup ... but the latter was still more subtle ...

[Christophe]

"For the most rascal among you who ask the question ... no Valérie does not meet natural needs !!"

Uh ... pkoi bored with a chick then ??? Zon not the version "Beer pot"?

Ah well it's a fake? I would not have believed

ps: for paypal it's not nice since there is also one on econo: [

[nonoLeRobot]

I had not seen the program's AI http://www.androidworld.com/prod69.htm it's incredible

PS: yes but you my favorite little eco-friendly, you don't have flashy colors.

[nonoLeRobot]

Ah well it's a fake? I would not have believed

You would see some prototypes, you would be surprised at the physical quality (aspects of sensitive skin, a lot of mobility, especially in the face, natural movements, etc.). Fortunately, they are still so stupid!

[zac]

for nono
Ouch English!






You'll love English .... You'll love English ...: - (((((
>>
>> LEVEL 1:
>>
>> "Three witches looking at three Swatch watches. Which witch looks at which Swatch watch?"
>>
>> And now in English: and now, in english ....
>>
>> "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"
>>
>> LEVEL 2:
>>
>> "Three Swedish transsexual witches looking at the buttons of three Swiss Swatch watches. Which transsexual Swedish witch looks at which button on which Swiss Swatch watch?"
>>
>> And in English (hang in there): and now in english ...
>>
>> "Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches.
>> Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch Switch? "
>>
>> And now you can clean your screen !!! and now, you can clean your screen ... :-)))))

@+
zac

[Christophe]

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