Awards jokes 2 balls

[Macro]

Keep the kids away .....


A good guy gets up a little filly in a box on a Saturday night ...

She is receptive enough, handsome guy enough for him to achieve his ends ...

Not gougeat the type undertakes a small descent to the cellar to put it in condition..And there he perceives the slight lack of hygiene of the beautiful ... Without other detail it stings the eyes ....

Well decided he undertakes it bravely anyway .... She, appreciating the service the cramponne by the hair maintains it firmly in its office by feeling the grant O arrive ...

Neither holding it accelerates its work, it goes up in regime and explodes in an orgasm never known until then by emitting an uncontrollable flatulence ...

There the good guy gets up saying OuFFFF a little air ...

[Macro]

Two little old men decide to have a good time. So they decide to have a few drinks and end up at the local brothel.

The hostess, seeing these two little old men arrive, immediately said to her manager: - "Go to the first two bedrooms and put an inflatable doll in each bed. These two are so old and so drunk that I will not go. wasting my time with two of my daughters. They'll never know the difference. "

The manager did what he had to do and the two old men went up to their room.

On the way back, the first old said:
- I think the girl was dead.
- "Dead," said the other, "why are you saying that?"
- "Well, she did not react and she did not make any remark all the time that I made love to her".
His friend then said: - "Me, it's worse! I think mine was a witch!"
- "A witch, how can you say that?"
- "Well, I made love to her, I kissed her everywhere and I even gave her a little bite in the neck. So, she farted and she disappeared through the window, taking my dentures!"

[Christophe]

In https://www.econologie.com/forums/fabriquer- ... 10321.html

The safety of the cover is the next step but in the meantime I left the safety contact on the handlebars. For children it is dangerous but there comes education (we will talk about it in 2 or 3 years. )

Children are stump stump ......

[dedeleco]

A little black !!
Will Flytox have to be paid?

[Christophe]

Yes the Flytox was "strong" there!

We are in the "jokes with 2 balls" cqfd!

[Flytox]

M'enfin Pffffffff ..... !!!!!! she was the joke!
No ! Ouch! Not the head! ... Ouch!

[dirk pitt]

what is green; and when you press a button, it turns red?

a frog in a blender ... (or in the PTIMIX trash can)

[bamboo]

Am I allowed to put this in 2-ball jokes?

It was 2008

For'hybrid diesel, Peugeot plans to release a 308 hdi / elec in 2010, with a consumption of 3.5L / 100kms.

http://ecologie.caradisiac.com/Peugeot- ... promet-558

[C moa]

Two couples of friends play cards.
Moshe drops his cards to the ground and bending down to pick them up under the table, he realizes that David's girlfriend, Jessica, has no panties!
Surprised, he bangs his head against the table and comes out very confused.

Later when he goes to the kitchen to get some beers, Jessica follows him and asks: Did you see something you liked under the table?
Moshe says: Yes, indeed!
She winks at him, smiles and says: You can afford it for 200 euros.
After two minutes of hesitation, Moshe replied that he was interested.

She tells him that David works on Friday afternoons and offers to Moshe to come to her house on Friday around 14:00 p.m.
Which he does of course.

After paying the 200 euros, they go to the room and make love in all positions for 2 hours then Moshé leaves.
David comes back around 18:00 p.m. and asks: Did Moshe come this afternoon?
Embarrassed, Jessica answers: Yes, he spent a few minutes.
- And did he give you 200 euros?
Ashamed and confused, she replied: Yes, he did give me 200 euros.
- Very good, said David, Moshe came to my office this morning, borrowed 200 euros and promised that he would come to our house to give them back to me, I knew I could trust him ... !!!