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Obamot · by **Obamot** » 03/12/21, 16:49

This year I had a boost ... (

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I bought a Christmas tree!
(I'm kidding, I planted it! Finally, I'm counting on it!) : Cheesy:

GuyGadeboisTheBack · by **GuyGadeboisTheBack** » 03/12/21, 19:26

It is his daughter who "will" pass ... : Mrgreen:

Christophe · by **Christophe** » 04/12/21, 18:33

Mr. Singh, a British citizen of Indian origin who made his fortune in software social dumping, walks into a bank in London and asks for a loan.

He says he has to borrow 10 euros.

The bank necessarily needs collateral for the loan. Mr. Singh therefore handed over the keys to a new Rolls Royce car, currently listed for a quarter of a million euros.

“The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” Mr. Singh said, “and I have all the necessary papers”
The bank accepts the car as collateral for the loan.

After Mr. Singh leaves the bank, the loan officer, the bank president and all his colleagues laugh at the man who left a $ 250 Rolls Royce as collateral for a $ 000 loan. 10 euros.

The bank manager orders one of the employees to park the Rolls Royce car in the bank's underground garage.

Two weeks later, Mr. Singh returns, pays the 10 euros and the interest which has reached 000 euros for the 25,41 weeks.

The loan officer says, "Sir, I have to tell you, we are a little confused." During these two weeks we have investigated and found out that you are a multimillionaire. Why are you asking for a loan of 10 Euros and paying interest?

Mr. Singh replies:
"In central London, is there a secure car park where I can leave my car for two weeks and pay only 25,41 euros"?

Christophe · by **Christophe** » 04/12/21, 20:17

Pissing in the shower won't be enough to save the world, but it can be fun:

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Obamot · by **Obamot** » 04/12/21, 21:23

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ABC2019 · by **ABC2019** » 04/12/21, 22:11

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a little too big his syringe : Mrgreen:

Christophe · by **Christophe** » 04/12/21, 23:59

ABC2019 wrote:a little too big his syringe

Yeah, but with this one, usually one dose is enough!

Hollow charge powar!

Obamot · by **Obamot** » 05/12/21, 15:28

Obamot wrote: Santa has the covid,
this year it is his daughter who will pass!

Santa's daughter would have a sister ... : Mrgreen:

GuyGadeboisTheBack · by **GuyGadeboisTheBack** » 05/12/21, 17:53

Cousins, too:

Obamot · by **Obamot** » 05/12/21, 18:16

For my fireplace, I prefer the sister, she can't even go through the bedroom window : Mrgreen:

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