and this one I can
The motherfucker of her mother ...
The young Conchita, in tears, goes to confession to the parish priest:
- Father, I'm coming to see you because my fiance is a motherfucker!
- But finally, my daughter, you can not say that all the same!
- Yes, it's a motherfucker!
There, the priest opens the door of the confessional and comes to sit next to the little Conchita:
- Come on my daughter, calm down ... Why do you say it's a motherfucker?
- Because he put my hand on my knee!
- But finally, look ... the, I too put your hand on the knee, and yet I'm not a motherfucker!
- Yes, but he put his hand on my knee, underneath the dress!
- Well, look at me, I also put your hand on the knee by
underneath the dress, and yet I'm not a motherfucker!
- Yes, but after him he went up along my thighs!
- Me too I go up along your thighs, look, and yet we can not really say that I'm a motherfucker!
- Yes but he put my hand in the pants after that!
- Do you really want to see? Here, here, I too put your hand in the pants! .... ... And yet I'm not a motherfucker!
- Yes, but he took me his big machine and he put it between me
legs!
- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ....................... Me too I put it between the legs my big machine .. ....... And yet
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ......... I am not a motherfucker.
- Yes, but he pushed it deep into my pussy and he filed like a carpenter!
- Aaaaaaah ....... Look, I too lime you as a priest bastard that I am ....... And yet ... Aaaah .... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah And yet I'm not a motherfucker of my mother ......................
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah brothel that's good ...................
- Yes, but he has AIDS!
- YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THE INCLUSION OF HIS MEEEEEEEEEEERE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[One other] Humor
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after having tested both extremes I think that this one should pass
A priest who walks in nature is caught in the quicksand.
As it sinks to the ankles, a fire truck passes by.
- You need help ? - It is not necessary, the Lord will help me!
As the priest goes down to the waist, the truck goes back and the fire department asks him the question.
- You need help ? - It is not necessary, the Lord will help me!
When the priest only has his head out of the sand, the firemen pass a third time.
- You still do not need help? "It is not necessary, the Lord will come to my aid.
Then the priest sinks completely and when he arrives in paradise, he says to the Lord:
- I'm really disappointed, I really thought you would help me!
And the Lord answers him:
- I sent you 3 times firefighters, big con, I do not see what I can do more!
A priest who walks in nature is caught in the quicksand.
As it sinks to the ankles, a fire truck passes by.
- You need help ? - It is not necessary, the Lord will help me!
As the priest goes down to the waist, the truck goes back and the fire department asks him the question.
- You need help ? - It is not necessary, the Lord will help me!
When the priest only has his head out of the sand, the firemen pass a third time.
- You still do not need help? "It is not necessary, the Lord will come to my aid.
Then the priest sinks completely and when he arrives in paradise, he says to the Lord:
- I'm really disappointed, I really thought you would help me!
And the Lord answers him:
- I sent you 3 times firefighters, big con, I do not see what I can do more!
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As we are all a little "computer" here is what I found on 1 forum :
You should never buy updates to any product in your daily life!
Last year, a friend of mine, let's call him Bob, decided to update himself. So he upgraded his Girlfriend Version 12.4 program to Wife 1.0.
Unfortunately, he quickly realized that this program took up a lot of system resources and left little room for other applications.
To his astonishment he also saw his new program create subroutines called 1.0 Children, noise noisy and expensive, especially the first years.
Of course all these small problems were absolutely not specified on the packaging box or in the instructions for use.
Other users warned him that they were experiencing exactly the same incidents.
In addition, Wife 1.0 starts at the start of the machine and supervises all other activities of the system.
Another irritating point: this new program leads to the almost systematic crash of vital applications such as Nuit Football 4.3, Soirée Beuverie 7.5 or Sex Orgiaque 2.2.
By installing Wife 1.0 the user has no control over the operation and is therefore inevitably end up with unwanted plug-ins such as Belle Mère 54.7 or Beau Frère Beta version.
In addition, the program seems to be altered with the passage of time, not to mention disturbances every 28 days.
It should therefore be created Epouse version 2.0.
Here are some useful options it should contain:
- a button "Stop reminding me",
- a Minimize button, to place the program in the background,
- an installation shield allowing to uninstall the product at any time, without loss of memory, crash, and other resources (divorce error),
- Promiscuous option to reactivate the sexual functions abandoned during the transition from Girlfriend 12.4 to Wife 1.0.
Warning, Wife 1.0 contains an unreferenced bug.
If you try to install Maitresse 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0 it will erase from your MS-Money hard drive before fading itself.
In this case, Maitresse 1.1 will refuse to install, because of insufficient system resources.
To avoid this bug, try installing 1.1 Mistress on a system other than the one that houses 1.0 Wife.
Caution: Never use a transfer program between these two systems!
Mistrust too: Mistress 1.1 may contain viruses that may affect the proper functioning of Wife 1.0.
For my part, I decided to avoid all the problems associated with Wife version 1.0 staying on my girlfriend 9.0.
Nevertheless, I still encountered some problems that I will share with you.
Apparently it is not possible to install Girlfriend 10.0 over Girlfriend 9.0; you must first uninstall Petite Amie 9.0 ..
Other users let me know that this is an eternal bug and that I should have known.
It would appear to be a port I / O conflict.
In addition, the uninstaller does not work very well and leaves traces of the previous application in the system (in the form of broken furniture and forgotten underwear).
Another small black spot: all versions of Girlfriend regularly send messages to the user extolling the merits of the update to Wife 1.0.
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Do a image search or an text search - Netiquette of forum
I confirm this phenomenon. My program "boyfriend recently" has evolved automatically into "boyfriend for some time" and I must say that the new version is not up to the first. I first thought it was my copy that was defective but my girlfriends confirmed me that it is a widespread problem, with some variations.
Some feature changes are disappointing. For example, the function "I invite you to the restaurant" has become "Quesqu'on manger?" and "Here, flowers for you darling" has mutated to "Have not you seen my socks?"
Other features have disappeared altogether, such as "I'm going to do the dishes" or "I'm doing the shopping"
Others work sporadically and only after many injunctions: "I go down the garbage cans" or "I repair the squeaky door"
Well, thankfully there are some tips and tricks but their handling is so complicated that we sometimes wonder if we would not do better without the program: for example, if you want to activate the function "Calin", be sure to uncheck the "computer" "TV" and "buddy" boxes.
So, 3 possibilities for all those who wants to install "Boyfriend":
- Do not install it, or just the free trial version
- Install it but change supplier often
- Install it permanently and take relaxation and self-control classes.
PS: By the way, Hi.
Some feature changes are disappointing. For example, the function "I invite you to the restaurant" has become "Quesqu'on manger?" and "Here, flowers for you darling" has mutated to "Have not you seen my socks?"
Other features have disappeared altogether, such as "I'm going to do the dishes" or "I'm doing the shopping"
Others work sporadically and only after many injunctions: "I go down the garbage cans" or "I repair the squeaky door"
Well, thankfully there are some tips and tricks but their handling is so complicated that we sometimes wonder if we would not do better without the program: for example, if you want to activate the function "Calin", be sure to uncheck the "computer" "TV" and "buddy" boxes.
So, 3 possibilities for all those who wants to install "Boyfriend":
- Do not install it, or just the free trial version
- Install it but change supplier often
- Install it permanently and take relaxation and self-control classes.
PS: By the way, Hi.
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- We do not say: Hélène Segara, but Hélène is lost!
- We do not say "POLEMIQUER" but "Paul and his mouse"
- We do not say "The Massif Central" but "The big middle"
- I do not say my corridor, but my body is resting.
- It does not say it's the Amazon, but that's where I live.
- We do not say a can opener, but a nightclub porter.
- It is not said he is puny, but he is at the hairdresser.
- We do not say the school teacher, but the teacher takes the plane.
- We do not say jerrycan, but I laugh.
- We do not say the tone goes up, but the ugly girl takes the elevator.
- We do not say javéliser, but I read.
- One does not say an ungrateful, but a big dwarf.
- We do not say the little poucet, but the kid was constipated.
- One does not say nothing of mine, but exhausted.
- It does not say itch, but vomit.
- One does not say a poet, but a horn.
- We do not say a bastard, but a lost year.
- We do not say a biroute, but a two-lane road.
- We do not say water damage, but sailors.
- We do not say I'm panicked, but I'm looking for a guy.
- We do not say adequacy, but are there any questions?
- We do not say I guess, but I am a peripatetic.
- We do not say I'm very healthy, but I like big tits.
- We do not say a conquistador, but a narcissistic idiot.
- We do not say I won, but I'm multi-anal.
- One does not say to make the harvest, but to fart like a God.
- We do not say barbecue, but hair on the buttocks.
- We do not say good paella, but the cleaning lady is absent.
- We do not say melody in the basement, but park the car in the car park
underground.
- It does not say the peace process is engaged, but I will let go
a
checkout.
- We do not say it's alligator, but it's Mouloud who is right.
- We do not say a nigger, but an unfaithful husband
@+
zac
- We do not say "POLEMIQUER" but "Paul and his mouse"
- We do not say "The Massif Central" but "The big middle"
- I do not say my corridor, but my body is resting.
- It does not say it's the Amazon, but that's where I live.
- We do not say a can opener, but a nightclub porter.
- It is not said he is puny, but he is at the hairdresser.
- We do not say the school teacher, but the teacher takes the plane.
- We do not say jerrycan, but I laugh.
- We do not say the tone goes up, but the ugly girl takes the elevator.
- We do not say javéliser, but I read.
- One does not say an ungrateful, but a big dwarf.
- We do not say the little poucet, but the kid was constipated.
- One does not say nothing of mine, but exhausted.
- It does not say itch, but vomit.
- One does not say a poet, but a horn.
- We do not say a bastard, but a lost year.
- We do not say a biroute, but a two-lane road.
- We do not say water damage, but sailors.
- We do not say I'm panicked, but I'm looking for a guy.
- We do not say adequacy, but are there any questions?
- We do not say I guess, but I am a peripatetic.
- We do not say I'm very healthy, but I like big tits.
- We do not say a conquistador, but a narcissistic idiot.
- We do not say I won, but I'm multi-anal.
- One does not say to make the harvest, but to fart like a God.
- We do not say barbecue, but hair on the buttocks.
- We do not say good paella, but the cleaning lady is absent.
- We do not say melody in the basement, but park the car in the car park
underground.
- It does not say the peace process is engaged, but I will let go
a
checkout.
- We do not say it's alligator, but it's Mouloud who is right.
- We do not say a nigger, but an unfaithful husband
@+
zac
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Said the zebra, freeman (endangered breed)
This is not because I am con I try not to do smart things.
This is not because I am con I try not to do smart things.
Come on, a little nice:
It's the story of a couple, a Saturday:
Like every Saturday morning, the bike-loving husband gets up quietly to let his wife sleep, gets ready, and goes on a weekly bike ride.
Only that day, it's raining ropes. He is really passionate, but it is too much, after half an hour he goes home.
His wife is not up yet, so he undresses in silence and returns to bed with delicacy not to wake his wife.
So he approaches her, and whispered in his ear:
- Raining cats and dogs...
And then the woman answers:
- And to say that the other con is gone pedaling!
It's the story of a couple, a Saturday:
Like every Saturday morning, the bike-loving husband gets up quietly to let his wife sleep, gets ready, and goes on a weekly bike ride.
Only that day, it's raining ropes. He is really passionate, but it is too much, after half an hour he goes home.
His wife is not up yet, so he undresses in silence and returns to bed with delicacy not to wake his wife.
So he approaches her, and whispered in his ear:
- Raining cats and dogs...
And then the woman answers:
- And to say that the other con is gone pedaling!
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